Lindsay Lohan's prison days are numbered, which means LiLo watchers are already predicting her first post-pokey moves.
Rehab will definitely be one of her first stops once she's released, as People confirms Lohan has been ordered to report to an L.A. rehab centre within 24 hours of her release. And as her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, told the mag, "There's a push now for her to go directly to rehab from jail."
But she might as well make that trip to rehab as fabulous and loaded with image-rebranding stunts as possible.
Whenever Lohan does exit her cozy current digs in Lynwood, Calif., cameras will be watching. And where there are cameras, there should be a "glam squad."
Popeater reports that Lohan has already picked out what she'll be wearing when she exits prison: It will be something from her leggings line (because we haven't been reminded enough that she's the face of a burgeoning Lycra empire). And the outlet speculates that Lohan will be choreographing her exit — a la Paris Hilton's penitent walk of shame a few years back — for maximum public sympathy.
Should she want to bring in anyone to fuss over her hair and makeup (we're guessing prison-issue toiletries don't stack up to whatever fancy swag she usually applies to her mug), Popeater reports there will be a small facility available near the processing area.
"There is a small, dirty public bathroom in the reception area that she will be allowed to use briefly before she leaves," a source told the outlet. "She will not be allowed to plug in a hair dryer and get a blow-out and she can forget about using a flattening iron. There will be no full-length mirror and only if the corrections officers decide to be nice will they close the area to the public."
Source: The Vancouver Sun
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