Lindsay Lohan has been released from jail after serving just 14 days of a 90-day sentence.
The judge agreed prison was not the right place for the Hollywood starlet, even though all the while she's locked up it's very difficult for her to harass innocent members of the public by making those really bad films. Lilo's next screen appearance is reported to be a starring role as Linda Lovelace in a biopic on the porn star's life.
I bought the original video of Deep Throat and was furious to have wasted my money on what turned out to be a documentary of a giraffe.
There was a certain irony in Lohan being sent to prison and still being surrounded by bars - irony ones.
Lohan claims she has finally won her long-standing battle against drink and drug addiction. She now drinks from a seated position. Hills are offering 6-1 that bisexual Lohan is introduced back into the penal system at some point later this year.
Source: Mirror UK
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